Hurt anyones grades...t-shirt

I can personally tell you, from the days of having to pray toward the end of class that the bell wouldn’t ring before the mischievous monkey in my pants would take a nap, that nothing is more detrimental to ones ability to concentrate than the original, biblical crack that your God given pipe wants to smoke! (For women, I guess it’s the pipe your crack wants to smoke?) Remember, each “achingly” funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of class, what? Yes, I know it rhymes with ass. But as I was saying (savages!), speaking of class, I can think of no better way that you might casually alert everyone to the highly refined level of your own, than to sport this combination educational tool and ass magnet like, cool t-shirt! True, that is merely the opinion of a guy who writes acclaimed classical music sonatas while restoring priceless pieces of art in his spare time - when I’m not advising finishing school graduates on the finer points of Caviar selection, and the various factors of wine grape maturation, particularly as it relates to specific mineral composition and density, in the soil of each growing region on the planet. But while we were on the subject, I figured I’d “throw you a bone”…

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