2 Former Athlete t-shirt

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Don’t sweat it, even some of the best have let themselves go to the crapper. With some knowledge of statistics, and a willingness to keep up the facade of bullshit that you’ve been passing off on everyone since you could speak, this t-shirt can’t miss! Remember, each sportingly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Keep your story straight! You wouldn’t want to get busted like all of the times you came back from vacation trying to tell your “friends” that you got laid, would you? Speaking of bullshit, get properly informed and then vote! Don’t hold it against the candidates that their constant line of bullshit has gotten them further in life than your twisted tales have brought you…

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