Former four minute miler t-shirt

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The first time I did it, I could swear that the ghost of Roger Bannister was pushing me forward like a strong wind at my back. But then I found out he was still alive. It was a bit windy that day… Remember, each inhumanly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Superhuman physical feats of athleticism are truly fascinating, but what I find even more captivating are the superhuman physical feats of depravity that never got the same level of media coverage or respect, until the Internet gave the power to the people. Now my unquenchable thirst for debauchery is not only constantly fed, it’s considered mainstream entertainment! What’s next, a television reality show that has a bunch of washed up semi-celebrities in rehab?

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