Former Millionaire t-shirt

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If only my contrarian instincts hadn’t led me to invest big on the belief that newspapers and network television would forever reign supreme, since Cable and the Internet were both sure to fizzle out… Remember, each richly funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

When I go into a casino and see people gambling away their cash, it makes me think of someone who is guaranteed to get a blowjob, but would prefer to risk it for the possibility of getting two blowjobs. And most of them don’t have blowjobs growing on trees. Seriously, I would rather buy a Satisfying Snicker bar than possibly losing that single dollar for which I traded away irretrievable portions of my life. You’ve probably heard that tired cliché about some birds in a bush - well it was stolen from my original quote, “A Snicker bar in the hand is worth a Royal straight flush in the bush.

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