With those purposely placed, mesmerizing, mythically powerful ancient tribal symbols of sexual ecstasy working in tandem with it’s subtle message, and your great looks, this magical t-shirt will grant you the ability to gather more ass than a net! Remember, each mystically cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Strangely enough, the great powers imparted on the wearers of this t-shirt are greatly diminished by the sobriety and intelligence of those that might otherwise fall under its alluring spell. Oh yeah, well-lit rooms don’t seem to help much either…

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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