Heed these timeless (no pun intended) words of advice and you won’t believe the way your life will change. No, I’m not saying that you should miss the bus to work. I’m recommending that you actually think before you act. The truth is that most of what causes the need to rush is a result of acting without proper thought. Thinking only hurts the first few times you do it, after that it’s actually rather enjoyable. Remember, each relaxed, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

By the way, can someone tell me how the makers of caffeine loaded, non-caloric beverages are allowed to advertise them as “Energy” drinks? They don’t provide us with any energy. The stimulants they contain might cause your metabolism to speed up, resulting in the conversion of fat to energy, but the drink is still not a source of energy, as they claim. Sleeping pills don’t claim to contain sleep, but rather the chemicals that will induce it. All I’m saying is that a little truth in advertising wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing…

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