That’s right, someone has got to grab their balls and stand up to all of the irrational concepts that propagate our fears of the unknown! (Yes ladies, I realize that it is a somewhat pathetic way of having to describe one's expression of dignity, but look at what I'm dealing with. And don't think that you aren't partly to blame with all of your phobias relating to bugs and other "yucky" stuff) Luck? Chaos? Chance? Those ideas should have gone out of style with Zeus. Take your time and think about this: Luck is our way or admitting our limitations without having to recognize them. Do you think the dice thrown at a craps table aren’t exactly following the laws that govern how they’ll finally sit still? Just because you can’t control, let alone fathom all of the aspects that go into having them land the way you’d like, it doesn’t mean there isn’t an exact cause and effect at play; the same one that is always at play. Remember, each rational, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

You know what? Fuck stupidity too! Men, grab your balls; Ladies, gather your dignity; and courageously shine the light of truth on those paralyzing perpetrators of propitious pandering with this paranoia parrying t-shirt!

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