What can I say about this masterpiece of petroleum protestation? Other than the fact that the big oil companies are boning us just as hard, as they rake in record profits while telling the congressmen they just wined and dined, that the prices at the pump are so high because they need to invest in research. I’m no accountant, but does that add up? Remember, each highly refined, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

I finally understand why it’s called a gas pump. They’re pumping us in the ass every time we use it!

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