This great product cums in two styles: “hot bagel scent”, for you women that can’t get enough of the old fuzzy beanbag; and “bit o’ toilet paper”, so guys can have the realistic experience of picking tiny pieces out of their mouth! Homosexuals are encouraged to order too! PLUS, we ship in plain packaging to all areas of the Bible belt!

Remember, each stranger than fiction, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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