Why do drunks get all of the respect? Is it because they’re addicted to a legal drug whose makers have worked tirelessly with congress to make its presence requisite at all mainstream social functions? Could it be the non-stop running of commercials on TV glorifying anything that can be construed to have any relation to alcohol? Or could it be that crack smokers, without such a well-heeled constituency, are often forced because of their disease, to do things for five bucks that even the guys from Jackass would consider out of bounds? Whatever the reason, let’s make the stigma of being a “Crackhead” a thing of the past. In America we know that perception is everything, and that proper perception starts with the right name. So do your part by wearing this socially conscious yet funny t-shirt, and before you know it, the election and re-election of crack smoking mayors will no longer be isolated to our nations capital! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

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