Offended? Then you’ll love this fact: the only reason you exist is because your mom got laid! (Yes, test tube babies and the Son of God are exempt from that statement) Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Lighten up - t-shirts like this help dicks like you pull off your bullshit rap on the gullible women you prey on. If you’re so offended, why are you still reading this? Why is it that the guys who are offended by cool t-shirts like this are usually the ones who have numerous wives and kids that don’t know about each other? Why do people say that something was ironic instead of simply admitting that their expectations were incorrect?

Buy low, sell high!

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