I guess that I am actually blaming women for the sad state of the world, through the misuse of their tender trap. Guys wouldn’t give a shit about making women prove that they’re the alpha, or even think about where their next meal was coming from, if they were able to orgasm infinitely and in more than one way. Don’t get me wrong, the first idiot who thought he was being slick by offering up a gift for some snatch, definitely did irreparable damage, but I’m not going to blame the playa’ for the game! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Of course I’m joking – about the theory described above, not the truthful, funny t-shirt. And even if it were true, what’s so bad about air conditioning and microwave-able foods?

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