Let this self actualized Pig be a lesson to us all - don’t allow yourself to get “penned in” by the judgment of others! Wear this self-esteem inducing t-shirt to proudly express your hard earned independence. Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of bacon, keep in mind what some really smart guy once said: “In order to be satiated, regardless of what it is that you hunger for, you have to cook it yourself”. Fear not, we know you’re too lazy for that sort of effort, so we have plenty of other cool t-shirts to feed your un-ending desire for instant gratification!

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