I couldn’t help myself. But then, what Patriotic American could, while possessing the ability to make t-shirts, shirk the moral responsibility of paying tribute to such icons of Liberty, Justice and Freedom, as Lenny and Squiggy? I aint no Communist! Remember, each patriotically cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Or as my seven year old nephew’s friend proclaimed without apparent reason, “I’m a white man, I aint no Chiroprator!” Yes, quite baffling. If only Rod Serling were here to help decipher that… But anyway, why should you buy this t- shirt from us if by chance someone feels the same patriotic urges, and couples them with a willingness to accept less monetary compensation? Actually, I won’t say you should if in fact they are committed to acting more conscientiously in all of their interactions with everything else in the universe than I. As a matter of fact, tell me who they are so I can hang out with them! (Imagine if it’s a hot chick who I can have sex with twice a day :-) If it is I’ll give you numerous free shirts for making the introduction!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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