Imagine the delicate, flavorful scents you could partake in with a nose like that! Let this harbinger of truth (also known as a funny t-shirt) help you subtly admit to the fact that, just like our four legged, eager explorer of territories yet uncharted, you too drool at the thought of traveling such a course! Remember, each trendsettingly funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Call me a dirty dog you will you? How un-original. So I dare say that had you actual rule over the mental faculties which you proclaim as your own, surely you would purchase this shirt with haste! (In at least two colors)

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