Make no mistake, everyone already knows what you are; I’m just trying to help you make it seem like you know it too. Can your feeble mind recall the helpful insight that I graciously shared with you in another product description of an immortally cool t-shirt that you should currently have in your shopping cart? I didn’t think so, but since I’m such a soft touch, I’ll repeat it again: Human beings like so much for others to admit their mistakes (is it because they feel better about themselves in juxtaposition with the confessed failure?), that they’ll gladly forgive many a repeat performance. Yes, what I’m trying to share with you is the fact that having this sly t-shirt at your disposal is like

having money in the bank! Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Giving flowers as a sign of affection is such a lame tradition! Nope, I’m not going to try and shill any of my t-shirts here (why would you even think that?), I’m going to explain how to show a true appreciation for the precious object of your desires: Bring her a healthy, fully grown Hyena that you have personally captured without a weapon or any trap, and then completely domesticated ala the Dog Whisperer (a video recording of the entire process will melt even the hardest of hearts); And even if that doesn’t get her to bite (I couldn’t help it), you’ll probably have the next Discovery channel hit documentary on your hands (whatever there is left of them). I call that a win-win situation!

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