But don’t be fooled, this is one super tasty t-shirt! While we’re on the subject of taste, what exactly is it that makes premium brand snacks taste so much better than store brands? Is it really the ingredients or is it the result of a much more ingenious plot to control our taste buds - the premium shelf space that they purchase from the store to entice our simplistic minds with their premium packaging! (did you happen to notice that they’re putting the snack products with packaging aimed at tiny kids on the lower shelves - at their eye level? *Hint: you might want to give your kids a hand held video game to play while shopping, so they can avoid such nefarious plots to trap them in a consumeristic mold!) Remember, each flavor filled funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

In double blind, university taste tests, our funny graphic t-shirts were found to be consistently preferred, 68 to 1 above the competition (and that dick just was just some kind of rabble-rouser). We freshly bake all of our t-shirts with love, unlike the other guys who fry theirs on automated assembly lines and then freeze them for shipping! And now that we’ve got you licking your chops in anticipation of such deliciocity, fully satisfy your hunger with some more of our scrumptious threads! Click on - you trailblazer of sophisticated taste!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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