Funny, most people who have this realization simply drug themselves back to sleep - the varieties are almost limitless these days. Oh, how I long for a return to that simpler time when wholesome religion was the opiate of the masses; one size fits all, leave all decisions to the keepers of the secret doctrine. Why not, history shows them to be a proven lot no worse than our current Administration… Remember, each alarmingly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

I’ve got to tell you, the right pillow is at least as important as the right mattress! It’s like how great bread and decent meat makes for a better sandwich than decent bread and great meat. That’s why we craft all of our t-shirts with the skills of a master baker: they’re the bread and you’re the meat!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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