Unless of course I happen to be your dad; then she’ll do everything she can to make you think that I’m worthless and weak. And my lame ways will probably prove to you that she’s right. Oh, how easily one can squander a promising life! Remember, each undulatingly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Luckily for everyone, I’m not your dad. Which means that yes, your mom will vouch for me! As will her friends, your girl, and your sister (s). Stop being offended and buy the t- shirt; then, even though you won’t be able to back it up with video like I can, you’ll be able to tell other people the same thing too!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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