Sorry about the cottonmouth t-shirt

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Don’t look at it as negative. You’re probably dehydrated anyway, and you should think of that dry mouth as a reminder to increase your fluid intake! Sorry but alcohol and coffee – though truly delightful to taste – actually work to further dehydrate you. Just stick to those low calorie, artificially sweetened beverages that you’re addicted to, they’ll slake your thirst and, as far as I know, the cancer that they cause will not dehydrate you! (Sorry about the “dry” sense of humor) Remember, each whistle whetting, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

For your information, that is not a martini in Buddy’s hand; he just enjoys looking like a big shot. There’s nothing but pure spring water and organic produce in that misleading glass of his! Take a second and think about how good you’ll finally look, if you wear this t-shirt that is simply oozing the ability to quench your desire for stylish threads!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts!